"I just thought it would make a good story. As I try to make my own story. Think of it, we venture in, take down an evil queen, rescue a princess, and save a village. It's a classic story. A story that I get to take back on our adventures and share endlessly spreading your name, mine, all of ours name as heroes. But, if you'd rather stay here and settle as some anonymous net fisherwoman, that's your call."
Retiaria laughed at that. "Damn, I'm an absolute bloody idiot, aren't I? Why the hell didn't I think of that? You're right, that'd make one badass story! Fuck it, I'm in then."
"I.. I can handle myself just fine as a paladin. Including in battles."
"Pff, yeah, just not on guard duty..." Retiaria chuckled.
Walking into town, Retiaria didn't seem particularly impressed, but she
was very glad to finally be out of all those trees and stuff. Bleh. Give her a proper town any day, thank you very much.
"Hello there! Good to see you survived the woods. Welcome. I'm Gavin innkeeper and mayor of this little town. You are welcome here as long as you choose to stay. I'll be honest, if you stay.. You'll likely be joining us dirt grubbers.. Although, no one who left to seek adventure has ever returned. We like to think that they move on deeper into the Lady's domain.. Maybe they even reach the end of it."
"Yeah, fuck that. No offense meant of course, but that's not the life for me. We're gonna kick that gnoll bitch's ass for you!"
"I just tell it like it is. You lot are welcome to a meal and a drink, we've beds for you too. You can think about it and let us know how you feel later."
"Much obliged."
"There are creatures out there.. spend too much time in their thrall and you end up more plant than person. One got obsessed with our need for food.. She kept dropping them off.."
"Yeah, we ran into one, I think. With the stabby tendrils? Naethra here used to be a tiefling." She gestured at her green companion.
Taking a mug of beer, she raised it in toast and said "Cheers." before sampling the brew.
"as for the goblins.. no one dies.. and half the adventurers who fall join the goblin ranks."
"Well, that's fucked. Makes sense though, I guess. Hey, how come no one dies here anyway? I mean, what is it with the Lady and making everyone horny?"