I sputter "B-but... why??" It's not a whine. Not really. and if it is it's completely justified. How to deal with all these goblins? I only know one spell that can effect this many people at once, and it's designed to get things /away/ from me. To use it, I'd have to run in, getting them CLOSE to me first and that seems a keenly uninspired idea. Pulling on a bit more of the knowledge I've gained from observing this place, I enchant myself, appearing a less appealing target- yes, this is good, I know what I'm doing, none of this is too strange. I imbue myself with magic and allow it to shift my flesh, making me masculine and intimidating, muscular and brave! It... doesn't actually make me much better at fighting, unfortunately, but with fewer... novel distractions maybe I can come up with a better plan, and if I look less... supple, I figure I can dissuade some aggression.
((casting alter self))